Today Ashley came over to Madison's house. Isn't that interesting???

 

Hey Guys!

This is your favorite blogger- Madison.

But i have to say, Ashley is right about one thing. If you read our last blog, Ashley mentioned that we don't really keep "Odd" in our blog. So i wanted to do something about it. I have a request for you- our Odd Topics readers. Here it is:

Tell us the most stupid way you have injured yourself on accident.

I cant wait to read some of these stories! They're gonna be hilarious!

And do you know what happens if we think your story is incredibly stupid? You could win 10,000! Or not! Probably not! You won't! Nope!

But you could get your story featured here on our next blog or so.
 

 

You know, I may have to remind Madison WHY we have the word odd in our title.  :)

But, back to the topic.  By the way, what IS today's topic?  I can answer that!  Today, I just wanted to come out and wish everyone a happy birthday!  I also play the violin, and I can play Happy Birthday on my violin!  /\nd my birthday is in LESS than a MONTH!!!  I share a birthday with 2 people that I know, and I am going to SEE them on my birthday.  One of those people I saw on my birthday 2 years ago, and I said happy birthday to her then!  The other person is a boy.  

So, what do you like about BIRTHDAYS?  The cake?  The presents?  The knowing you are another year older?  Uhh--maybe not the last one.  I personally do.  But what do you like the best? 

I think we're getting off the "odd" factor of our website.  We really have to think up more odd topics!  If you have any ideas, tell us!  Please comment on our blog, too!  (tell us by commenting)

Birthdays are the coolest.  Mostly because of the cake and presents, but there are other reasons, too!  Like...umm...okay.  I give up.  Wait, I've got one! 

I also like birthdays because I invite a lot of friends to my parties.  Sometimes.   Have you ever had a surprise party?  I have--once--when I was five!  I wanted to go to McDonald's for my birthday dinner, so we did.  Then we saw a bunch of balloons there, and my mom said it must be someone's birthday!  Little did I know it was mine!  We walked inside, and when we went to our table...SURPRISE!!  Happy birthday, Ashley!  I got a Ronald McDonald movie, and I still have it.  It was about treasure hunting, and it was A-W-E-S-O-M-E AWESOME!  (the party, not the movie.  Though the movie was pretty cool ;))

Anyway.  Did Madison really think I would get upset at her for leaving the G off of swimming???!   That is weird.  :)  Though sometimes I do get upset at her for spelling things wrong.................on PURPOSE! 

Well, I'd better go...TTYL!

--Ashley B. 





 

Do you like music? I am a music ADICT! I cannot live without music. I play the violin, so that helps me out a lot.

 

Hey!

This is Madison again. I know this will make Ashley mad, but I spelled swimming wrong on purpose. But what do i have to say but that I am the coolest, so i have a licence to spell things wrong. I'm bad to the bone!

Anyways, lets get onto today's subject. Just keep swimming.... well what can i write about that? I got it. Ok so I'm on a swim team, right? Its a high school swim team. So i am on this swim team right, and i am going to go and swim tomorrow. I am nervous. Know why? I am nervous, cuz i might make it to state, but it all depends. I would have made it last time, but let met tell you a story about this here.

Before i begin, here's a little swimmers vocabulary.

50: Down and back the length of the pool

free: term short for freestyle, or frontcrawl. Most common swimming stroke

Flip turn: Where one flips underwater and pushes off the wall when turning in a swim meet

Ok, so now that you're informed, here's what i have to say. I was swimming a 50 free in the last swim meet before divitionals. So i am swimming, and then i am about to do a flipturn. I flip, no problem. But then when i am about to push off the wall again, only my toes touch. I just pushed off! My non flip turn cost me 5 seconds of fumbeling around trying to find the wall. I didnt make it to state, which would have not happened if i would have done better than my 32. I have gotten a 29 before, and i know i could have beaten it. But man, it sure felt bad to know that i could have made it and didnt.

So now, the pressure is on. I have to make it this swim meet tomorrow, or i dont go to state. The pressure sure is on. Ok well i talked way to much, and i kinda lacked a point. Here, I'll make one up.

Never be mean, cuz you could loose your job.

Hey, thats why we have the word "ODD" in our title!

BTW......................................................................

Thanks for reading and continue to look for positivity and clean humor in everyday situations.

MADDEE's AWESOME


Pink font..... cooler, eh?  





 

Ok, i personally dont know why i titled this what i titled this. But it does have some truth to it, i guess. Here i'm gonna tell you some thing that happened to me. It is true. So LISTEN UP!

So i was at this one place, and this immature teenager comes running by me. Just full speed ahead. I kept walking, and i started going the other way so we wouldn't colide. But apperantly, he needed to go that way too. So instead of slowing down, he comes crashing into me without a moments notice. BANG! Scrape! His zipper runs along the side of my arm, creating a gash from my wrist half way down my arm. Ok, that was on Friday, and today is thursay and it still is deeper than deep.

Ok so what i'm getting at here is this: Would it hurt to slow down a tad? I mean, seriously! What would go wrong that wouldn't already go wrong? Consideration. Thats it. Consideration is something that boy odviously didnt know anything about. I have my arm to prove that!

Dont be inconsiderate. I know this blog is a silly, goofy all the time blog, but we do have some good points here. Our main purpose is to entertain, but the world needs help too. Be considerate
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Blue writing. Cool, eh?

Thanks again for reading, we hope you enjoy!

MADDEE ROCKS:)



 

Phew! Wow its been a while since I've done anything here. But I'm glad that I'm back. This is Madison, just to let you know. Today I have more of a beautiful and touching topic- friendship.

 

What is the meaning of it? Is it something that you can pass by every day or is it something you have to work hard to keep? Unfortiunatly, (i dont care if thats spelled wrong) i think its both. People mistreat their friends, and they dont even care. The rest of the people have friends, but then think that they need a ton more. I think that 1 great friend is better than 100 fans, and that a true friend is forgiving, loving, and if you do something wrong, they'll forgive you. I have a couple friends like that, and man, i wouldnt be who i am if it werent for them. 

 
Now, I love my friends. I am going to look them in the eye and appreciate them. Thats it! Thats your challange. Look your friend in the eyes and say, "You know, i really appreciate you, because you're my friend." Say it to them. Just say it.

Thanks for reading... Im out!

 

 

MADDEE RULES :) 



 

Hey, it's Ashley again!  Madison was supposed to do a post last week, but it's been a while, and she hasn't done it yet, so I decided I'd better do it.  

So, what are Disgraceful Cups?  First, what is a cup?  A cup is a thing that you drink out of.  Anyway.  Back to the original question.  


A 'Disgraceful cup' is a styrofoam cup that has weird stuff written all over it in pen.  A styrofoam cup like that is a disgrace to its kind!  Here's a link to a picture of many disgraceful cups:
http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/‌explorations/deepeast01/logs/sep14/media/cups_545.jpg




Enter the link into your address bar.  Aren't those cups disgraceful?  (the words aren't very disgraceful, but they make the cups disgraceful!!

Some examples of what might be written on disgraceful cups are: 

Disgracefulcupsandnonworkingpensofmadisonandashley.com Visit our site!*

or, 

We Rule!!  Disgraceful cups are awesome!


You can put some more things you may see on Disgraceful cups in the comments section, if you like.  Please, no inappropriate language.  





This is another one of our very odd writing topics!!




--Ashley B.


 

*We don't really have a site.  Don't type it in.